cliquenick: March 2007

Friday, March 23, 2007

Mad Genius

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Interjection!

Awhile back our office was being remodeled, so there were several workmen roaming around the building on a daily basis. One of the "fun" ladies, infamous for her flatulence, let loose in the bathroom next door to a bathroom being remodeled. Next, she overheard one of the workers a full room and wall away exclaim, "Wow!"

Compromisin’, Enterprisin’, Anything but Tranquilizin'

I just learned that Donny Hathaway sang the theme to Maude. Right on!

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Quote of the Night - Monday March 19, 2007

"If we can land a man on mars; why can't we land a man on my ass?"

~Steve Egbert

Thursday, March 15, 2007

F*ck You, I'm a Prophet

A Gay Fantasia on National Themes

So nice to run into Belize, The Angel, Roy, Hannah, Louis, Prior, Harper, and especially the new Joe again at Bethesda Fountain last night. Three and a half hours and I still wanted more.

And you thought the Des Moines Skywalk was Cool

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I thought walking on glass over 1,100 feet in the air at the CN Tower in Toronto was scary (I don't think Chad ever made it). How would I ever set foot on one over 4,000 feet above the Grand Canyon?

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

And you thought your job was a nightmare

I could never...

Kevin Kiernan makes sure the art deco masterpiece glows through the night, changing one of its 10,000 bulbs.
(c) 2003 Philip Greenberg from America 24/7.

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About Me

When you think you've found Mr. Right, make sure his first name isn't Always.

Reality has a well-known liberal bias. ~ Stephen Colbert

I hope one day He shows us how we can love those who never will love us; but who still we must love. ~ Susan Werner

The 2.2 Trillion spent on the Iraq war could have built enough renewable energy to meet all our energy needs. ~ Nobel Prize winner Joseph Stiglitz

So I'll always know where it is. ~ Marjorie "Maude" Chardin

So I rushed past the pretty girls, and the prettiest girls in the world live in Des Moines. ~ Jack Kerouac

It's always better to be looked over than overlooked. ~ Fern Trailerbaker

The only proof I need for the existence of God is music. ~ Kurt Vonnegut

If there is a god, he should have put the clitoris somewhere inside the vagina.

If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle. ~Dave Barry

War is stupid. ~George O'dowd

And so I'll fill this bedroom full of mystery; hang our lost conclusions on the wall. And if this empty building starts to get to me; please remember that it just might be your fault. ~Eurythmics

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way. ~ Fortune Cookie ~

The people who read tabloids deserve to be lied to. ~ J Seinfeld ~

No great genius ever existed without some touch of madness. ~ Seneca ~

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. ~ Robert Benchley ~

When life gives you lemons, make margaritas.

Only break one law at a time. ~ Burl Jones ~

Procrastination is part of the process.

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. ~ Elizabeth Bibesco ~

There are few sorrows in which a good income is of no avail. ~ Logan Pearsall Smith ~

People take different roads seeking fulfillment & happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. ~ H. Jackson Browne ~

You do not go to war when it is one of the options but when it is the only option; you go not because you want to but because you have to. ~ E. L. Doctorow ~

Unless the enemy has studied Agrippa; which I have. ~ Inigo Montoya ~

Don't bite the hand that brings you to orgasm. ~ Joy Behar ~

And when we meet, which I'm sure we will, all that was there will be there still. I'll let it pass, and hold my tongue, and you will think that I've moved on. ~Dido~

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