The Twig

When I first moved into my house, there was this small stick poking straight out of the rock wall. It's not much more than a foot and a half long and is very bare and pitiful looking. Something told me not to pull it. Every year about this time, it turns into this cascade amazing beautiful yellow roses. 

Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch.

Bloom County was the best comic strip ever. Here are a few of my favorites. Click title of post for more. Click image for bigger view. Couldn't find my two very favorites, "You bought me a black kleenex?" and "I suspect you are carbonating my hormones."



 

Isn't my cheap new bed cute?

Now where do I find orange sheets? 

The Only True Chocolate

M & Ms now come in dark chocolate. Now if they'd only make a dark chocolate Snickers. 

Woody

Jacob noticed a baby bird that looked sick or dead in my yard. When he prodded it with a stick, instead of fleeing, it hopped on. 

It's an Orange Mother's Day 2005

 

Dumb Dora is sooo dumb...

I'd rather be _______ than pregnant.