Stinketta AIAB

Bad cameraphone pictures of Stinketta stealing the show two years in a row at the 19th and 20th annual All Iowa AIDS Benefit. A vision in fringe this year, she was.

Nice Tree

Got to take Cole to see Rent in Ames last Friday with The Brown and Mike. Couldn't get him to moo though.

All Politicians are Gross

Until recently, Mark Foley’s page on the House of Representatives' website included a picture of him with a house page next to an article on the page program and becoming a page. The only evidence of this that still exists is this grainy thumbnail.

Has it occurred to anyone that the reason congressional leadership wasn’t more proactive when hearing about Mr. Foley’s penchant for chicken has more to do with not having the resources to chase every politician’s skeletons than wanting to hang on to that republican seat? My guess is there are at least 534 people running around Washington, DC trying to figure out how to completely erase their email, text, and IM history. If congress tried to police all of their own scandals, sexual or not, gay or straight, the wheels of the government would come to a screeching halt.

How on Earth Did They Advertise Best Little Whorehouse?

An Orange City, Iowa theater received complaints about their marquee listing for Jackass II. So they changed it to this.

II is even better than I, by the way. I enjoyed every minute and there were no papercut scenes in II, thank goodness. The horse scene with Chris Pontius is a little gag inducing, though.