The Flu Sucks

For the first time in years, I didn't get a flu shot this fall. For the first time I can remember, I spent four days barely able to get out of bed. Every joint and muscle ached and little men with blowtorches were attacking both lungs. I have NEVER been so ill. Seriously; I missed four nights of drinking, including Tear it up Tuesday, and still the thought of smoking a cigarette makes me cry. It has brought out my inner drama queen, though. I can highly recommend Alka-Seltzer Plus Honey-Orange Flu, but don't ask The Brown to bring you toilet paper.... Unless you need Kleenex that is. Tee hee.